Hey, Birthday Girl!
Happy birthday!! You turn 81 today. 81! Can you believe it? Last time I saw you, you looked amazing. And that was only 2 years ago, so I’m guessing that you would still be pretty hot for an 81 year old. 81. I can’t get over the number, mom. I bet you would probably roll your eyes and shush me before anyone heard it…your age. Too bad it’s out and in the open now. Since you left, I’ve been thinking…